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After just a minute it had grown to a million billion miles across and was expanding fast, consisting of about 75% hydrogen, 23% helium and a sprinkling of lithium and deuterium. Straw Man Attacks On Christianity For Some Reasonsġ4 billion years ago (give or take a few days) the universe was created from a singularity in a violent explosion of space, time and gravity.
